b.yz-Cultural
03.07.2004, 19:51
THAT WOULD be, BE MEN ACTUALLY
ABSOLUTE OWNERS OF THE LIFE?
- On eighth of March would transfer or carry for February, twenty ninth. Time in four years still can be born or taken out it.
- The tie could be not fastened. And shirinku to not clasp or button.
- Plastic operation on augmentation of a female breast would be included into the program of free-of-charge medical insurance.
- All women would call equally - for simplicity in dialogue.
- All women would have an allergy on gold, jewels and furs of animals.
- In female noses there would be the special filters muffling smells of beer, sweat and an onion.
- Tiranozavrov would deduce or remove anew - that in a life was more adventures.
- At job the guy who is best plays Quk, automatically would become the chief.
- Cats would be authorized for holding only in two places: refrigeration cabinets of the Chinese restaurants and in shooting galleries - as targets.
- Each telephone set would be supplied by the device interrupting communication or connection in thirty seconds of conversation.
- Napkins and would remain not invented. Galoshes too.
- The steadfast view on a female bust at the first occurring would be regarded as an official declaration of love.
- For a fare in the left series with rate sixty kilometers at an o'clock would shoot on a place.
- To unbutton a fastener of a bra, it would be enough easy or light to blow at it or her.
- After the next stage of races " Formuly-1 " any interested person could porulit bolidom the winner.
- Married the daughter, mother automatically would forget about its or her existence.
Thus the problem of mothers-in-law would be solved finally.
- Instead of " a beer stomach or belly " " beer muscles " would grow.
- Perevorachivanie a kick of a little table with backgammons, checkers or blocks or monopoly automatically would mean your victory.
- In the beginning of transfer of news announcers would tell all fresh abusive jokes.
- Socks which always would exist only in pairs would be invented. Left by you in different places, they vigorously would creep up to each other.
- Kupalnik-bikini would be considered as an ideal suit for biznes-lady.
And not business too.
- Seats on toilet bowls would lean back upwards right after how from them rose.
- In each bar there would be folding beds for those who is not going to today from here to leave.
- Garbage packages would leave or abandon the house independently. On them would be properly napoddat a leg or foot enough.
- Monthly at women would be once a year. During opening a fishing season.
- Nobody would concern to what is too serious.
ABSOLUTE OWNERS OF THE LIFE?
- On eighth of March would transfer or carry for February, twenty ninth. Time in four years still can be born or taken out it.
- The tie could be not fastened. And shirinku to not clasp or button.
- Plastic operation on augmentation of a female breast would be included into the program of free-of-charge medical insurance.
- All women would call equally - for simplicity in dialogue.
- All women would have an allergy on gold, jewels and furs of animals.
- In female noses there would be the special filters muffling smells of beer, sweat and an onion.
- Tiranozavrov would deduce or remove anew - that in a life was more adventures.
- At job the guy who is best plays Quk, automatically would become the chief.
- Cats would be authorized for holding only in two places: refrigeration cabinets of the Chinese restaurants and in shooting galleries - as targets.
- Each telephone set would be supplied by the device interrupting communication or connection in thirty seconds of conversation.
- Napkins and would remain not invented. Galoshes too.
- The steadfast view on a female bust at the first occurring would be regarded as an official declaration of love.
- For a fare in the left series with rate sixty kilometers at an o'clock would shoot on a place.
- To unbutton a fastener of a bra, it would be enough easy or light to blow at it or her.
- After the next stage of races " Formuly-1 " any interested person could porulit bolidom the winner.
- Married the daughter, mother automatically would forget about its or her existence.
Thus the problem of mothers-in-law would be solved finally.
- Instead of " a beer stomach or belly " " beer muscles " would grow.
- Perevorachivanie a kick of a little table with backgammons, checkers or blocks or monopoly automatically would mean your victory.
- In the beginning of transfer of news announcers would tell all fresh abusive jokes.
- Socks which always would exist only in pairs would be invented. Left by you in different places, they vigorously would creep up to each other.
- Kupalnik-bikini would be considered as an ideal suit for biznes-lady.
And not business too.
- Seats on toilet bowls would lean back upwards right after how from them rose.
- In each bar there would be folding beds for those who is not going to today from here to leave.
- Garbage packages would leave or abandon the house independently. On them would be properly napoddat a leg or foot enough.
- Monthly at women would be once a year. During opening a fishing season.
- Nobody would concern to what is too serious.