The pair to rural popu-" the father comes, treba ditjatko to christen "-" Okrest...

[Herring-joke, to me has liked]

The pair to rural popu-" the father comes, treba ditjatko to christen " - " we Shall christen, and where ditjatko? " - " That here it " - appears such maid with a breast of the third size, and sing 54 go... The Priest not vyderzhal-" Ogo, piz. .lja! " - " it is not long dumali-guessed, idemo, Piz. .lja, up to the house! ")))))))))))

[liska]

And another has liked me, today have told, speak old. The patient " Hello, doktor-not berushchij-money " the Doctor " hello, a fatal case "

[zju-???N]

To a pain it is truthful...

[The expert or auditeur]

Two psychologists:
- I always ask the new patient, whether he plays in a chess.
- What for?
- If does not play - I advise to play, if plays - I advise to stop.
- Why?
- Why - itself I do not know, but in 80 % of cases helps or assists