Zdraustujte, dohtor! I zhyvu in Ukraine, in malenkom syle. The basic product...

[The fat man]

Zdraustujte, dohtor! I zhyvu in Ukraine, in malenkom syle. The basic product pytanija in us, tse bacon, to that I duzhe zhirny. The yak mene to grow thin, only ne predlagajte to refuse bacon, I jogo duzhe like and bez nogo zhyty I can not. And hochetsja, shchob dyvchata ljubyly mene, and vony nadimnoju smyjutsja. SHCHo meni robyty?

[mr. X]

It is assured or confident, what is it prikol. And why you so neljubite ukraintsev? The Nationalism, in its or his any displays, up to goods will not finish.

[The anonym]

Prkol on that also is prikolom, that in any measure to not compare it or him to nationalism. You that do not see, what play detki? Painfully you are suspicious, dear mr!

[mr. X]

If I see that to me not on soul or douche, I have the full right to express. And detki, not detki - opening will show. (the last, certainly, a joke)

[The fat man]

Dak jisty bacon chy?