nesmejana
15.05.2004, 02:58
Marriage or Spoilage, as well as life, is constant struggle: first for association, then for equality, and then and for independence
All life was the head of the family. So the wife even before wedding ordered.
Second marriage - a victory of hope over life experience
The wife is your second half which constantly strives to become the first
I do not like to get drunk at presence of the wife - terribly to see, how them becomes two!
The mixed feelings is when the mother-in-law flies to a precipice on your car
Here has found old man's statements...
And you wish to admire mysterious smile Mony Lizy, not visiting or attending the Louvre? Ask the wife where she has put your salary...
The angel happens only the wife vdovtsa
Marriage or Spoilage - the union of two people, never remembers one of which of dates which are forgotten never by another
Marriage or Spoilage is when the young girl ceases to build the girl and starts to build castles in the air
In the communications or connections discrediting it or him, was, but it is not noticed...
The top of egoism of the man is to be proud of the mother-in-law
To choose the bride silly! The main thing - to choose the mother-in-law!
Dvoezhyonstvo it is punished by two mothers-in-law...
The fool - a status in which the man can stay, not guessing it or this if it or he does not have wife
- Dear! I have brought to you deficiency! - what? - immune!
If children did not set questions, they never would learn or find out, how parents a little know
If you have woken up in the morning, and the wife does not talk to you - means, pjanka it has gone right
If you wish to marry on clever, beautiful and rich - to you will have to marry three times
If the wife is silent, it is better to not interrupt it or her...
If the wife saws the husband, means, wishes to make of it or him a perfect half
If spouses are silent, means, it or him is what to tell or say each other
If the person - the wife, it for a long time
If excessive enthusiasm of your child for computer games causes in you trouble, try to attach it or him to more seryoznym and to healthy employment or occupations: to maps, wine, girls
Whether there is a life after marriage or spoilage?
Marriage - not a lottery. In a lottery you have a chance.
To marry is means half to reduce the rights and twice to increase the duties
The wife I like, therefore I change seldom
Fools marry. Clever marry.
The REGISTRY OFFICE is a unique institution where for marriage or spoilage pay money
Malicious wives put to husbands shishki, kind - horns
The ideal husband is a man which does not change, does not smoke, not pyot and... Does not exist
How the nature has admitted or allowed Hitler's birth, CHikatilo and my mother-in-law Antonina Ivanovny?
- What wife always can precisely tell or say, where its or her husband? - the widow.
Clever the wife that the husband did not doubt that she a silly woman should be what
Each mother hopes, that its or her daughter will be happier in marriage or spoilage, than she, but any mother does not hope, that its or her son marries more successfully the father
Be better than wives wives can only, on which else did not happen
The best way to remember birthday of the wife is once to forget it or him
Any married the man should forget about the mistakes or errors: two people do not have necessity to remember the same
It is necessary for mother twenty years to make of the son the man; other woman for twenty minutes will make of it or him the idiot
I change the book about contraception for a children's carriage
Many bachelors dream of the clever, beautiful, careful wife. And it is even more about her dream married...
The husband is everything, that remains from the man after marriage or spoilage
Husbands happen two categories: correct and fair
Not any life comes to an end mors; sometimes she comes to an end wedding
Do not brag, that your wife is the best: women can take offence, and men will want to be convinced
Lie, that married live more longly. It so seems to them.
Never deceive women on trifles. Protect forces on the main thing.
Nothing decorates the woman how time or temporary absence of the husband
About women of the man know almost everything, about wives - almost anything
Usually I single...
One incorrect movement - and you the father
First half of life to us the parents poison, the second - children...
First marriage often appears unsuccessful because the woman very much hurries up in it or him to enter; and she hurries up because wishes to have time to enter second marriage if the first will appear unsuccessful
First time marry on the love, the second - by calculation, the third - on a habit
Remember! The small children left without supervision very quickly become small parents!
The decision on a marriage - last decision which the man accepts independently
- Has given birth? - yes! - the Boy? - is not present! - And whom?
Relatives are a group of the faces, periodically going to to be counted and is tasty or delicious to attempt in occasion of change of their quantity or amount
The most correct way to force the wife to listen to you it is close or attentive - to talk in a dream
Home life is good still and that is given not once
The marital status: "is very single"
The family happiness is when desires of the wife coincide with opportunities of the husband
Family contract: he - all successively, she - all successively
Symbol of family authority - distantsionka from the TV
Stervodinamika - a science about occurrence and behaviour of bad wives
The matrimony is the price which men pay for sex, and sex - the price which women pay for a matrimony
- You like the wife? - and who does not like it or her?..
Bent for of a barchelor life is not passed by right of succession
Study on mistakes or errors of the parents! Use condoms!
The financial genius is a person who earns more, than its or his wife can spend
Bachelor - that person who knows all about the woman. If he marries - means, knew, alas, not all.
The bachelor on the house does or makes all job itself. And married the wife forces.
Good business by marriage or spoilage will not name
" In a month " - the best day for a marriage
- What is the mother-in-law? - Mother... It or Her...
Champagne - house: vodka under hissing of the wife
All life was the head of the family. So the wife even before wedding ordered.
Second marriage - a victory of hope over life experience
The wife is your second half which constantly strives to become the first
I do not like to get drunk at presence of the wife - terribly to see, how them becomes two!
The mixed feelings is when the mother-in-law flies to a precipice on your car
Here has found old man's statements...
And you wish to admire mysterious smile Mony Lizy, not visiting or attending the Louvre? Ask the wife where she has put your salary...
The angel happens only the wife vdovtsa
Marriage or Spoilage - the union of two people, never remembers one of which of dates which are forgotten never by another
Marriage or Spoilage is when the young girl ceases to build the girl and starts to build castles in the air
In the communications or connections discrediting it or him, was, but it is not noticed...
The top of egoism of the man is to be proud of the mother-in-law
To choose the bride silly! The main thing - to choose the mother-in-law!
Dvoezhyonstvo it is punished by two mothers-in-law...
The fool - a status in which the man can stay, not guessing it or this if it or he does not have wife
- Dear! I have brought to you deficiency! - what? - immune!
If children did not set questions, they never would learn or find out, how parents a little know
If you have woken up in the morning, and the wife does not talk to you - means, pjanka it has gone right
If you wish to marry on clever, beautiful and rich - to you will have to marry three times
If the wife is silent, it is better to not interrupt it or her...
If the wife saws the husband, means, wishes to make of it or him a perfect half
If spouses are silent, means, it or him is what to tell or say each other
If the person - the wife, it for a long time
If excessive enthusiasm of your child for computer games causes in you trouble, try to attach it or him to more seryoznym and to healthy employment or occupations: to maps, wine, girls
Whether there is a life after marriage or spoilage?
Marriage - not a lottery. In a lottery you have a chance.
To marry is means half to reduce the rights and twice to increase the duties
The wife I like, therefore I change seldom
Fools marry. Clever marry.
The REGISTRY OFFICE is a unique institution where for marriage or spoilage pay money
Malicious wives put to husbands shishki, kind - horns
The ideal husband is a man which does not change, does not smoke, not pyot and... Does not exist
How the nature has admitted or allowed Hitler's birth, CHikatilo and my mother-in-law Antonina Ivanovny?
- What wife always can precisely tell or say, where its or her husband? - the widow.
Clever the wife that the husband did not doubt that she a silly woman should be what
Each mother hopes, that its or her daughter will be happier in marriage or spoilage, than she, but any mother does not hope, that its or her son marries more successfully the father
Be better than wives wives can only, on which else did not happen
The best way to remember birthday of the wife is once to forget it or him
Any married the man should forget about the mistakes or errors: two people do not have necessity to remember the same
It is necessary for mother twenty years to make of the son the man; other woman for twenty minutes will make of it or him the idiot
I change the book about contraception for a children's carriage
Many bachelors dream of the clever, beautiful, careful wife. And it is even more about her dream married...
The husband is everything, that remains from the man after marriage or spoilage
Husbands happen two categories: correct and fair
Not any life comes to an end mors; sometimes she comes to an end wedding
Do not brag, that your wife is the best: women can take offence, and men will want to be convinced
Lie, that married live more longly. It so seems to them.
Never deceive women on trifles. Protect forces on the main thing.
Nothing decorates the woman how time or temporary absence of the husband
About women of the man know almost everything, about wives - almost anything
Usually I single...
One incorrect movement - and you the father
First half of life to us the parents poison, the second - children...
First marriage often appears unsuccessful because the woman very much hurries up in it or him to enter; and she hurries up because wishes to have time to enter second marriage if the first will appear unsuccessful
First time marry on the love, the second - by calculation, the third - on a habit
Remember! The small children left without supervision very quickly become small parents!
The decision on a marriage - last decision which the man accepts independently
- Has given birth? - yes! - the Boy? - is not present! - And whom?
Relatives are a group of the faces, periodically going to to be counted and is tasty or delicious to attempt in occasion of change of their quantity or amount
The most correct way to force the wife to listen to you it is close or attentive - to talk in a dream
Home life is good still and that is given not once
The marital status: "is very single"
The family happiness is when desires of the wife coincide with opportunities of the husband
Family contract: he - all successively, she - all successively
Symbol of family authority - distantsionka from the TV
Stervodinamika - a science about occurrence and behaviour of bad wives
The matrimony is the price which men pay for sex, and sex - the price which women pay for a matrimony
- You like the wife? - and who does not like it or her?..
Bent for of a barchelor life is not passed by right of succession
Study on mistakes or errors of the parents! Use condoms!
The financial genius is a person who earns more, than its or his wife can spend
Bachelor - that person who knows all about the woman. If he marries - means, knew, alas, not all.
The bachelor on the house does or makes all job itself. And married the wife forces.
Good business by marriage or spoilage will not name
" In a month " - the best day for a marriage
- What is the mother-in-law? - Mother... It or Her...
Champagne - house: vodka under hissing of the wife