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krmaya
12.08.2005, 01:10
On the wife suzhu-).

ANSULA
26.09.2005, 02:53
Simply super read to all office, urzhalis all)))

Kostia
11.10.2005, 01:40
Rulit in a female way


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> The first week at the wheel.


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> Today first time itself has gone at the wheel - a shock. Statistics of references or manipulations


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> To me:


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> 1) suka - 15 times;


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> 2) a silly woman - 27 times;


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> 3) and, the woman... - all other children or guys on road.


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> From the mental fluids not heard by me the bumper was bent (I do not wish to think,


That


> It has occured or happened during a parking). I another's - all the others go not on those


> To rules which I have handed over perfectly well in a driving school. Where it is possible to find them, these or it


> New rules? Why in GAI accept examinations on become outdated or out-of-date, whence I


> Should know, that already turn to the right from extreme left for a long time is resolved


> Of some?!


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> Has cried all the night long.


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> The second week at the wheel.


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> Everything, I surrender! I can not understand logic of new rules in any way - WHY?!! Why


> If I go 60, I am am stopped by GAI officers and check, whether was smoked


> I?! Why if turn to the right is not present, everyone turn with


The comment


>?! Yesterday two hours could not leave


With


> Taganskogo a circle, thought, I shall go mad! Thanks the vigilant cop: when I


> Has driven by it or him to fifteenth time, has suspected wrong and has explained as


> To leave or abandon a devil's labyrinth. The author of an outcome or the schizophrenic, or the narcomaniac-


> It can he has thought up new rules?


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> Has come back home and probuhala all the night long.


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> Month at the wheel.


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> Aha! All is logical: the basic new rule - if can be broken or disturbed old, and


> Series there are no Cops or you have 100 roubles, operate or work! Today first time


> For me have made way - the foreigner, with red numbers or rooms... The Poor creature, for me


> Has squeezeed seven more resourceful Russian guys. The best way pobesit


> Resourceful Russian guys - to go in the left series with keeping of all rules,


> Having stopped up ears and not looking on the parties or sides...


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> I consider or count as the duty or debt to write the letter to the president with the demand to check up


> Authors of outcomes MKADa on predilection to a schizophrenia and the use


> Narcotics; to designer Taganki I apologize - in comparison with


> Designers MKADa he looks or appears simply the dude with sense of humour.


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> All the night long searched for logic in MKADovskih outcomes.


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> Half a year at the wheel.


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> Up to what a blunt type of transport - a trolley bus! You Will leave on an hour, you will return-


> Stand up for by your machine or car, pieces five: Dogs,


> Fools, yokels, otvali, has understood? At me the husband the gangster, I shall call to him now-


> There will arrive also your trolley bus to you to an ass will thrust, will go also moustaches


> To move!..


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> With them it is necessary to a posterypsipelas, and that hardly you will give slabinu - mount throw. With


> Outcomes has understood, all has appeared very simply: it is necessary to look or see,


> What most illogical way of departure and to go in this direction, not


> You will be mistaken.


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> Perfectly slept at night.


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> Year at the wheel.


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> Well that you have risen here and 60 km/hours, the grandfather go?! Give, take away the


Trophy


> Also go together with her on sidewalk, nobody will take offence at you. A pancake!


> Where presh?! I at you a handicap on the right, a burdock! Yes otvali you, I on the


> To a strip meal. Forgive or excuse, guys, me to the right! la--... A pancake, that you here


> Has risen?! Allow to drive, the ugly creature, I on counter! And, the woman... raskorjachilas,


> A silly woman!