:)))

[Elf]

Ivan Jostman


From a life of insects





" It was always interesting to me - as my programs, when I behave, leaving,


I press magic buttons Win+L? For them it as a clap or cotton a door or click


The latch.


" Has left, has left " - the grown bolder programs open windows, timidly look around,


Getting out on a desktop. FajrFoks he shows links, which


Showed


For a day. Elderly Headlights is indignant:





- Yes you only look or see! He from livejournal not vylazit!





To him minds old kind arj:





- H, calm down, the young man. I, all the same on five you am more senior than years.


Believe, livejournal all the same it is better, than what nibud, forgive or excuse My God,


pupsik.ru...





Them interrupts Aska - known balabolka. It or she has some brains, but


Information - the sea and to hold it or her at itself Aska not in a status. H become silent


Programs are strewed by a waterfall of the link, smilies, phrases " As you? ", "H",


" Greetings, give we shall meet ", etc. Programs try to digest


The stream thrown up on them, but at them, certainly, does not leave (it or this and at


The user does not leave, only he, certainly, to anybody about it or this does not speak).


Therefore they gradually cease to pay attention to Asya and that abates or remits,


Occasionally trying to draw to itself attention familiar all sound: " About-! ".





Suddenly from depths of a desktop the roar reaches and ljazgane - is similar that


Terrible antivirus Simantek has found a new victim. And it is exact, through hum up to


Inhabitants of a desktop squeal and cries " the Rights reach have no! Access


denied! I the fair program of acceleration of the Internet in 10 times! ". H cries quickly


Abate or Remit - gravelly voice Simanteka bubnit " I has told or said - in quarantine - means in


Quarantine. Then we shall understand. And will resist - I shall destroy at attempt


Destructive actions... Questions are, /H? ". Questions are not present. Simantek


Appears from bowels of a disk "With" svjalo trepyhajushchimsja a bag behind brachiums.


Programs


Cautiously depart far away - Simanteka sometimes brings memory, and he can


To send in quarantine even the fair program. And from quarantine, as is known,


Nobody vozvrashalsja...





And in the right bottom angle of a table mashet wings The Bat!, or the Bat. He


trudoljubvio mills and sorts incoming mail, being surprised - well not laziness





To people to write it is so much nonsense! The folder "SPAM" is overflown, and, that wild


Barrackings


" And here to that viagra, ksanaks and Valium! H! H! In total 900


ue


For square meter! Cheap dinners in office " did not deliver trouble


The rest, it or her have pushed in the most distant corner, and ruthlessly clean time in


Three


Day. In other folders rest and the grandeur which delivered and has been read through


Reports conduct slow conversation - their purpose is executed, the meaning of the life is found,


Ahead a silent old age. In a folder "outbox" it is empty - all are sent - only one


The very young message bitterly cries, sniffing - on her the third week


There is a tag "draft copy"; all can about it or her have forgotten?





- H why? - she roars - why he will not send me? In fact he so much


Has written... Has written So much! So has well written! So much kind, tender


Words.


And in fact for me wait, I know, so wait! What to me here, till an old age to sit?





The Bat! Calms or abirritates it or her, irons on a head, he tells as once


Received letters from Japan with photos of surprising people, houses and


Animals;


Tells, ridiculous histories from dispatch subscribe.ru; speaks that


Message will necessarily send, simply the owner has decided to add some more


Words


- The most important - but as these words are very important, he goes also all


Considers


Them, considers, rearranges places, says about itself, represents, as


They will be said by the mysterious addressee... The Message gradually


Calms down or Is abirritated,


Though eshe sobs, by inertia, here she already smiles and begins


To consider or examine;survey weekly dispatch of verses. Flying myshu very much it would be desirable


To tell or say to her " Dureha, well what for to you somewhere to go? In fact it is possible to be gone on


To road,


otsejastsja in/dev/null on uncountable indifferent a spam-filters. And most


Terrible when you come to the addressee, all such joyful, full of those


Remarkable words about which you spoke, and you, not reading, throw in


Trash


With words " again from it or him ". Here it, the girl, the most terrible... Better


Give


I shall hide you in a folder "Entering", for the bottom or fundus, there nobody will find you,


You will live longly and happily... "





Certainly, such he does not speak anything. All the same will not believe, and will believe - so


Even worse. Eventually, suddenly to her will carry? Bath sighs and starts clearing


And


Compression of base of reports that nowadays living did not frighten phantoms of the past.





In a word, the life goes - hardworking wupadate pulls out next


Updatings with far microsoft.com, fajrvoll beats off attempts next


To mountain-hackers to start in a computer the Internet-worm (" My God, that for second-hand articles! "-


Contemptiously he sniffs before to come or step a heel on coiling


skolkuju tushku, - " you still pozaproshlogodjuju would send updating,


Teapots! ");


defragmentator dexterously stacks separated or isolated kirpichiki data in beautiful


Wall - senseless, but fascinating employment or occupation. Somewhere in an hour it is distributed


Familiar signal - two long hooters. To sleep it is time! All abates or remits, a computer


Plunges into a sleepiness from which it or him will deduce or remove only my morning


Touch.








Quiet sleeping regimen. "

[Val]

In any southern small town on a fence there was an inscription:


" There behind an angle lattices steel " are on sale.


In the bottom of someone has added:


" They for the palace were bought shlemobleshchushchy by Hector ".





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That week my to the first (and to the only thing about one yesterday!) to a mobile phone it was executed 4 (four!) year and month.


CV:





In the age of one month participated in an allocation of sofa AiDa. Somewhere there has got not there. Since then has 8 scars on the face glass.





In the age of approximately three months it was expiated in a toilet bowl where has made an attempt to leave through the water drain. Has been caught last second After day of drying has earned.





In the age of approximately year has been subjected to stressful testing by the user shkoorah, for some reason solved, that this ladies' phone applies on bronebojnost. Has been thrown with scope about the wall reveted by a tile. Has escaped. And here at armo-piercing simensa (seem) comrade shkoorah during similar testing the aerial has fallen off and was covered vibrozvonok, that should please:





All four years practically unique place of its or his dwelling were a back pocket. That at driving on rollers or a snowboard quite often led to falling directly on it or him





One year ago at it or him the aerial too has fallen off. Itself. Neither from that nor from this. Has not born or has not taken out. Weariness of plastic! But also without the aerial he quite works, only to get from a pocket it became inconvenient.


For quite some time now he sometimes gives out the image in a mirror kind and headfirst.





For these four years I never to him changed). Day did not use another





Has replaced four accumulators (one proimelsja).





On a regular basis dropped out of shivering arms or hand on asphalt or a tiled floor, flied from a window sill and a table. I any more do not know what to make, that he has broken! Three days ago the veteran has gone on military service to Leningrad region. I think, there he and will find long-awaited rest.





But memory about itself will live!


Eternal memory to heroes!

[The convict]

))) " And from quarantine, as is known,


Nobody vozvrashalsja... "))) Lenka, that you sent me, taki I nothing has received (((.

[The bore]

" Similar that terrible antivirus Simantek has found a new victim "


:-)