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[Esprit]

ELEMENT: 115


The NAME: the Woman


SYMBOL: Fm


The PATHBREAKER: Adam


NUCLEAR MASS: 60 kg; also there are isotopes from 40 up to 250 kg.


PREVALENCE: it is very widespread.





PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:


Thaws at the certain influence. Spontaneously begins to boil and without the external reasons it is cooled. Factor of expansion: increases or is enlarged in the course of time. mnetsja at squeezing in the certain places.





CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:


Very well cooperates with Au, Ag, Pt and other precious metals. Absorbs expensive substances in lots or plenties. Can unexpectedly blow up. It is quickly sated or saturated with ethyl alcohol. Activity varies depending on time of day.





APPLICATION:


It is widely applied in the decorative purposes, especially in sports cars. Is very effective cleaning and a washing-up liquid. Helps or assists to relax and remove or relax and take off stress.





QUALITATIVE REACTION:


Gets green painting if series are other sample of higher quality.





SAFETY MEASURES:


At hit to not skilled or experienced arms or hand represents serious danger. It is forbidden to have more than one sample. However it is possible to have and a lot of samples, but to hold them follows separately from each other, thus that they did not cooperate among themselves.

[egora]

C!!!...............

[Schwarz]

Yes ento the joke was, without them all anywhere All with the last holiday still time

[zubofff]

Till now you start, if someone series will say a squeaky voice: " On air - pioneer zorka! ". (Yes is not present).


Girls in your class constantly sang: " Mari-i-i-i-ja-Mirabe-e-e-l-l-a-a... " (yes not that that is constant...)





At a word "sports" you recollect Irina Rodninoj's tears ("Kalinku" in execution or performance Rodninoj and Zajtseva, Pahomovu and Gorshkova, and departing Olympic a bear - " About sports, you the world! ").





And at a word "football" - Oleg Blohina.





You remember Michael Jackson still the Negro.





It is strange, that the second in " Modernist style Tolking " - too the muzhik, with such


Hair and voice!





"McDonalds" for you - the name of smart restaurant.


You for a long time have counted, how much to you will be executed in 2000 year - and did not hope to live up to this old age.





Parents caused in school that you played candy wrappers directly before a teacher's room. (and you played candy wrappers? We - are not present).





It appears, except for "SONI" and "Panasonik" there are still more many good tape recorders. (for example... "Pioneer" and "Quince")





You remember what to switch the channel - vzapadlo because it is necessary vylazit from under a warm blanket.





You have not forgotten, who such.


CHelentano - the best Italian singer.





The first association to a word " Again... " - " twenty five! "





From the first steps of a song " Rise, fires " your arm or hand tries to correct for the site of a pioneer tie. (yes what to hide - to give salute the Site by way of always!)





You are assured, that the best group of the Europe is "AVVA", and America - "BoneuM".





Three hundred grades of sausage and hundred eight cheeses is simply not clearly.


So does not happen at all!





You lead up parents to frenzy singing in all throat:


" It Oa-is time-nON? on the century or blepharon! " (or as a last resort: " not the roar of the cosmodrome Also dreams us... ").


At school all of you a class sang from a stage " My address - not the house and not street, my address - Soviet Union! "


You by hand copied the text of a song " the Winged swing " and have been assured, that Ressi is a breed of dog.





At your mum the Polish fashion magazines till now are stored or kept.





You went in the Moscow underground in the summer 80-th to hear, as names of stoppings declare or announce in English. It (was not possible)





"Criminal" is at whom communications or connections, instead of that who with the Finn.





Having got at cinema on a day time session, you automatically recollect Antropov.





You for the first time have read through Bulgakov (and Strugatskih) in the x-copied variant, and Gumileva - in samizdate.





The most forbidden film is "Emmanuel". There such!..





Karate is was very abruptly.. You had a familiar friend of the familiar friend, familiar which possessed confidential knowledge, broke kirpichigolymi arms or hand and could fill up a six. Then it or him have planted or put.





At times on Sunday you subconsciously wait, that on the TV will show " On a visit at a fairy tale " with kind aunt Valej.





You are capable to recollect on a bet names at least five pioneers of heroes: Volodja Dubinin, Valera Wolves, Kohl Mjagotin, Marat Kazej, Lenja Golikov, Bringing down Kotik, Zina Portnov, Zina Kukoverova.... Larissa Miheenko.





The motto of your class in a pioneer team of a name of Caesar Kunikova


Your school was: " Neither to a step back, nor minutes on a place, but only forward and only all together! ".





At sounds of a song " the dog on a nickname the Friend " at you Was gone become humid eyes. And more from a song about swan fidelity... And about a cat (" At a cat four legs or foots... " Very much zhalostnaja)





Till now for you the best kvass - that from flanks on wheels, small - 3 copeck, big - 6.





The Georgian tea are a sawdust. All tried to get Indian " with the elephant ". And the Krasnodar tea could not be got in general.


You remember Vysotsky's mors... And Dzho Dassena. (summer 1980)


And here when Read was lost Dynes, to you became for some reason sad... (in 1986)





We in hockey always won! At chehov, Finns and Canadians. And Swedes too.


Words " Moris Drjuon " and "paper for recycling" for you are connected by incomprehensible image. (that here incomprehensible?)





You a fig have not understood, why have brought down any plane in 1983, but precisely knew, that Staffs or States slander.





Deodorant are two flakonchika Bulgarian "Jasmin" after three hours of turn. (" the green apple " is better. And shampoo too)





The dollar is such paper for which can plant or put.


(Who then saw it or him?)


You are assured, that "fantasy" are brothers Strugatskie.





To you close and clearly a word "deficiency" - and not only in relation to money. Also Zhvanetsky's monologue in ispolneii Arcady Raikin.





Two melodies cause iron associations in you: "Lark" of Field Moria and " Manchester and Liverpool " Mari Lafore is " In fauna " and weather forecast in the program "Time".





You remember such station of the underground - " Lenin Mountains " and the biggest escalator series. (it to muscovites)


You know, that in the country there is a magazine for very small: " Cheerful pictures ", magazine for small "Murzilka" and two magazines for almost greater or big "Pioneer" and "Fire". ("Pioneer" is much better). Still there was " a Juvenile naturalist ".





You know, that Namibia is the territory occupied by the republic of South Africa, where aparteid and Mandela. (and more know, who such Angela Devis and Luis Korvalan).





You understand word-combinations " elements of a cult of personality ", " disturbances of socialist legality ", " elements of voluntarism and subjectivity ".





You know, that the deformed English words which are used with youth - "shuzy", "disk" is a serious problem which discuss in our youth magazines.





You know, who such fascists on Romm's film " Ordinary fascism ", and also to serials " Seventeen instants of spring ", " the Rate is more than a life ", and also, for some reason, " Four tankmen and a dog " though there there is nothing, actually, about fascists.





Our drinks are "Forfeit", "Tarhun" and "Baikal", and "Coca-cola" - the forbidden drink. (still "cream-soda", "Lemonade" and "Buratino")





Consumer goods make in India, at cinema and in dry goods.


And here umbrellas or parasols of firm " Three elephants " is the maximum or supreme class!





You often came - to buy gift boxes of matches to tobacco boothes.


There there was space, Domestic war, hero towns and to that similar to charm.





The word "warrant" has first of all value or meaning;importance " on an apartment ".





You danced in pionerlagere under " the Bird of happiness of tomorrow, has arrived or flied, wings ringing... " (but nevertheless to you liked "Ottavan").


The ham happens round, our, and in greater or big tin banks (tasty or delicious).





You heard about game "Summer lightning" much, saw reportings and even film about the played kiddies. And then and in her participated.





You secretly would like to visit in "Arteke", but there there went only round honours pupils. (you Will think, I in "Eaglet" was...)





For you the word the political information is clear.


You know, that such mass meeting and installation (it absolutely at all about kinematographings).





At inostratsev, walking in Kolomna, it is not necessary to take sweets, zhuvachek. Speak, one boy has eaten and has poisoned.





In Petropavlovsk-Kamchatka ALWAYS midnight.





Your tape recorder zazhevyval cartridges. About, yes it was "-302"...





At a word-combination " the necklace from a toilet paper " to you is not ridiculous.





Not that you were shocked with film "Interdevochka"... But such earlier in opened or open did not show.





On " Small Belief " you went 8 times. (One)





You at all did not envy Senkevich - understanding, that SO to travell to you will not be possible. Never.





You easily could continue lines " About how much to us of opening wonderful or strange... " - thanks Kapitsa and its or his transfer... " The son of mistakes or errors difficult, and the genius, paradoxes the friend " prepares prosveshchenja spirit, and experience, (A.S.Pushkin)


You know, that " And though past, the best a little is a pity to us, certainly, ahead! " Also that " To sozhalenju, day rozhdenja only time in go- ".





For 10 copecks it was possible to bungle to itself ofigitelno sweet aerated water - three times on third-glass, that that with a syrup on 3 copeck, and for 1 copeck to add without a syrup.





You were irritated a little with that the application to " Juvenile Technics or Technical equipment " was only on a subscription. And something to magazine " Young guards " too.


You saw Gorbachev's portraits without a birthmark. (if it is fair, is not present).


At a word "Raikin" you recollect all three - both the father, and the son, and the husband. (I shall leave, but a joke clumsy).





You remember almost bald Kobzon. (Very vaguely)





The color TV is was abruptly. And the videorecorder - is no place more abruptly.





Even one of your schoolmates was metallistom, and another - brejkerom.





Most of all you would not like to meet with ljuberami. It were terrible people though very few people met them in a reality.





The program the Musical ring with Grebenshchikovym was for you event of year.





There are only two bicycles: "Kama" and "Desna". "Eaglet" does not suit anywhere. (though at you was not any).





What did or made with products? Correctly, them "threw out". Clearly, what not on pomojku. (Also "got". Clearly, that not therefrom).


You till now do not perceive Tallin and Riga as abroad.





In a new year's eve you courageously struggled with a dream at 3 o'clock to look or see " a foreign platform ": television of GDR, Marylju Rodovich, Karelian Gotta and Italians. (that else Marylja sang, except for " Multi-coloured fair "?)





You remember three kinds of a hairdress: a zero - 10 copeck, kanadka - 40 copeck, modelling - 1 .20 copeck (it does not concern To girls. I in 8-th class had "page". Concept I have no, how much he cost).





You though time went on a visit " on a video player ".





Sprats are a delicacy.





The fantasy is a library in 30 volumes.





Rasputin is a hero of a underground song " Bonnie of M ".





You remember, that all for some reason aspired to get Pikulja.





You did not see alive kivi, an avocado, a mango, cocoes and all other,


Appeared generally rare or infrequent disappointment.





Vitamins is a compote in the winter: babushkin and Hungarian "Hungarofrukt".





In Afghanistan our soldiers-internationalists are at war with dushmanami for Babraka Karmalja, and artful dushmany, set by the American imperialists, enclose or lay the children's toys filled by an explosive on streets.





Somewhere there build BAM, punching tunnels in mountain ridges.





You remember, that parents entered the name in turn on any "wall", apparently, Romanian.





On a winter vacation you went all class to Leningrad


(A variant - to Moscow).





The word "Alarm clock" at you associates not with an electron toy from


"Siemens", and with Hope Rumjantsevoj.





Cult cartoon films are "Captain Vrungel" and " Island of treasures ".





Portfolio of type "diplomat" - about, it is very fashionable.





Parents strictly forbade to you to drink aerated water from automatic devices about the underground because public glasses pass a lues!





To buy or purchase a double Bulgarian album "Bitlz" to you it seemed unreal - in shops he cost 4 roubles, but it or him impudent speculators dared and sold under the counter for 25.





Soviet zhevachki - orange, such thin a plate, but if it is fair, they did not go to any comparison with foreign.





You went to the Palace of Pioneers on employment or occupations of Club of International Friendship. And sometimes friends from abroad sent the presents zhevachki! And perevodilki!





On review of a song you sang " Buhenvaldsky an alarm ": "..." It has become tempered and the ardent blood has got stronger in our heart... Also have risen and have risen, and have risen again! "





Ah, as you liked film " to you and did not dream "... And songs from "Draw".





To that, but it is not necessary to explain to you, who such Avdotya Nikitishna and Veronica Mavrikievna.





And still you had labels. And transfers, oval, GDRovskie, with women, Mikki the Mouse, etc. They settled down everywhere: mirrors, guitars...





Krossovki " Soviet adidas " is abruptly. Them wore nearly with elegant dresses (at whom krossovki were). Jeans are too abruptly!





You were dragged from a serial "Lessi", and all in a class dreamed of such dog.





In the USSR of sex is not present! (And what is it in general such?)





You are the fastest in a class were able to collect cube Rubika! (No, except for the top party or side...). Then he has broken...





You in a court yard had a Construction. Your parents and domestic children are more senior tell, that Construction was there till your birth. She has remained there and when you, having matured, have left.


Constantly the phrase " Hands off Nicaragua sounds! " (and even " from Vietnam! ")





Ah, what remarkable cartoon films were in the brotherly countries sotslagerja. Reks, a mole and Lelek with Bolekom, maksi- Fiks, Pishpunta and Gajaska and cat Strakosh. And, certainly, Krzhemileka with Vahmurkoj! (here who such Pishpunta and Gajaska and about Krzhemileka with Vahmurkoj are not absolutely assured - who was who. There were any 2 dogs - white and black, and with them a raven - as they were called generally?)

[Nivelir]

REX,


Well............, simply there are no words!!! An encore!!!

[Snezhana]

REX,


Whence you only dig out all this?





" For 10 copecks it was possible to bungle to itself ofigitelno sweet aerated water - three times on third-glass, that that with a syrup on 3 copeck, and for 1 copeck to add without a syrup. "





- For 1 copeck! Which needed to be thrown in the automatic device right after how the syrup (time 10 delay) that this all in general it was possible to drink will bother doit from it or him.:-)