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natalja
15.03.2005, 13:21
Two new Russian talk:


-recently the elephant has bought or purchased to itself.


-what for he is necessary to you?


-you that, with children play, the machine or car washes from a trunk, a lawn pulls out before the house - postrigat it is not necessary.


-listen, sell.


Have agreed, the friend has bought or purchased from it or him. In some days meet.


-you whom to me have sold? Golovnjaki continuous!


That?


-yes shljaetsja everywhere - to not pass or not take place, children has scared away, on the machine or car of villages - has crushed, a lawn peretoptal, continuous kanavy.


-you in vain so abuse the elephant.


That?


You will not sell.

gaiza
29.06.2005, 00:24
Gy)))


Dialogue:


Daughter: - Daddies, and daddies!


The daddy: - Well


Daughter: - Daddies, let sloniki will run about...


The daddy: - Sloniki ustali they should have a rest...


Daughter: - Well the daddy, please...


The daddy: Well good, good... The MOUTH RISE!!!!, TO DRESS GAS MASKS And RUN the MARCH!!!